There’s this thing called “beer” that my pawrents seem to like. They like it so much, they went to a big factory to see how this stuff called “Shiner Bok” is made.
Of course, the beer people didn’t want ME in their factory. Can you believe that?
I guess the Shiner people haven’t heard that the Texas Rangers thought I was cool enough to go into the Alamo.
Since then, it’s gotten real hot in Texas, so there’s no more leaving me in the truck. Now I go everywhere with my humans and they have rearranged their lives just for ME.
I can’t wait to get back to Cooooolorado. I like Texas but I really hate the heat. Whenever it’s sunny, I always look for shade. I won’t walk another step if it’s too hot for me. This black fur of mine is really warm, you know.
And by the way, if you see any dog locked up in cars this summer, be sure to ticket the ignorant humans with one of thise My Dog is Cool flyers.
Wyatt,
You wouldn’t like beer anyway! You pawrents had to stop – it’s free beer!
Stay safe my buddy on the way back to COOOOLorado.
Where I live, it’s illegal to leave a pet in a car, so my advice is call 9-1-1 (or break their window out).
Hey Wyatt!
That beer factory just don’t know what they are missing not letting you in! Stoopid humans that don’t like dawgs!
I don’t like the heat either………have a safe trip back to Coolorado!!
Maggie
Hey Wyattdawg,
Sounds very cool about the beer factory but maybe not so cool that you couldn’t go in. But you’re still a cool dude as far as we’re concerned! You probably could have used a nice cold beer with the heat that’s down there 🙂 Way to go Wyatt for taking control and making your pawrents take you wherever they go! Great message you’re sending to the rest of us 🙂