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Way To Go Wyatt

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Way To Go Wyatt

Game Over?

June 20th, 2010 · 8 Comments · My Thoughts

Since I busted out of Oaktown, I’ve been put through a lot of training devices, books and consultations. Apparently my pawrents think my behavior needs some modifications.

They don’t like the fact that I’m so expressive, like when I bark my head off at the enemy, or go after small dogs who look like squirrels to me. Yo Mom and Dad, this is my JOB!

I think I’ve been pretty nice in tolerating their attempts to make me into a wussy.  I thought I had seen all there was to see when it came to dog training.

But last week, this lady blew my mind.

We met some rodeo chick in Fort Collins who supposedly can tame even the wildest, biggest beast. She runs the Bad Boy Dog Skewl in town, and guess who got thrown into her rehab program?

She told Mom and Dad she guarantees they’ll get the dog they want.

Lady, you might have a big belt buckle, but you’re dealing with a member of the Oaktown Pack.

Wyatt. Ray. Dawg.

Put your dukes up!

Game ON!

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8 Comments so far ↓

  • etgayle

    yicks!!! hope this doesn’t involve spurs….

  • Carmen (Catie's Mom)

    I dunno, Wyatt. Be afraid of that belt buckle. Be very afraid.

  • cometdog

    Wyatt –
    I just checked the line…here’s the current odds:

    Belt Buckle Trainer -150
    Wyatt Ray Dawg +200

    Ya wanna lay some green down? I am.

    I’m gonna take the underdog. Wyatt. Ray. Dawg.


  • ldillon81

    uh oh!! Naughty puppy alert!! I sent Jack to boarding school after he ruined the second couch, ripped up the kitchen floor, shredded my sister’s $400 pair of designer shoes, and ate my cell phone. Once he got sick of ruining things he then stole straight money off the table and shredded it. He was gone for the entire month of February way back when, but man…it was worth it. I have the perfect doggie now! Good luck, Wyatt, and I hope you show that buckle who’s boss…

  • jakesmom

    Poor Wyatt… Your rein of terror may soon be over… Hope you enjoyed yourself… 🙂 Looking forward to reading about the new and improved ‘YOU’!!

    BTW… does this lady offer a money back guarantee (just in case) 🙂

    Angel Jake’s Mom

  • wyattraydawg

    I dunno, but I think shredding money and shoes sounds way more fun than being perfect! Lucky for me I get to come home at night with my pack. Thank dog. That belt buckle is blinding.

  • wyattraydawg

    She guarantees that my parents can have unlimited training with her. This could keep them very, very busy!

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