My Adventures – Page 7 – Way To Go Wyatt

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My parents take me to crazy places. We went camping by a lake in Colorado. It was nice, but since there was nobody there but us, and a lot of birds, I was so bored. I even got to stay outside by myself all day, cause there was nopawdy around.

All day long I sat around. But I got to chase sticks when
my people would stop working for a few minutes.

I kept an eye on the place too.
Hey wait, who is that?

Oh, just you Dad.

Wait, there’s a bird!

Hmmph! Birds are boring. Oh well.

There’s nothing to do here!
Can we please go somewhere so I can get a job?

Geek Dog Makes Contact at the VLA

Tripawd Wyatt stands guard at the Very Large Array in New Mexico.

There we were, driving across the desert on our way to BlogPaws. When all of a sudden, something very large appeared.

Tripawd Wyatt spies the Very Large Array

Dad pulled over the RV. He said something to mom like:

First rule in government spending: why build one, when you can have two at twice the price?
— S.R. Hadden, from the movie “Contact”

I got out. I HAD to see what these things were. There was a sign; what do you mean we can’t go in?

Wyatt stands guard at the Very Large Array

I looked ahead, I looked around. This was big. Very big. A job had to be done and done right. I sat down and said to Mom and Dad:

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
– Hal, 2001 a Space Odyssey

A job had to be done, and done right. I was ready for the challenge. But was the VLA ready for me?

Gimme some grass, man!

Wyatt rolls in cut grass at the Gage Hotel in Marathon, Texas after boondocking in Black Gap for a month.

Grass. Oh Man, Grass!

Grass! Grass! Green Grass! Oh Yeah!

Dawg, I loves me some cool, cut grass. Especially after spending a month in the dry and dusty desert.

The only thing I dig better than grass—besides food—is a bunch o’ deep snow! But I guess we won’t be seeing any of that for quite a while now.

How’s the weather where you are?

Dashing Through the Snow?

Three-legged German Shepherd Wyatt Ray wishes everypawdy a hoppy Christmas wherever you are!

Hoppy Howlidays everypawdy! I’m here at my grand-people’s house in Los Angeles. Snow? What snow?

It’s very warm here today. I miss the snow. I think I’ll pretend it’s cold outside.

Opening my presents is hard work!

I’m a little sleepy.
All this warm weather makes me itchy so my people gave me something called Benadrill.

I think I’ll go take a nap. Hoppy Christmas!

The Oaktown Pack Runs Again

Wyatt Ray visits with the Oaktown Pack for a three legged German Shepherd Smackdown!

So my peeps took me on a long winding road trip after visiting the big boring city, and I had no idea what was about to happen.

Wyatt Ray Dog at Golden Gate Bridge

We hooked up with my homies from the Oaktown Pack!

The Oaktown Pack Three Legged German Shepherds

We hadn’t all been together in a while so we had to pose for lots of pictures.

Oaktown Pack Three Legged German Shepherds

But we did get to run around a lot, so I showed Austin Ray my new ball.

Oaktown pack Three legged german Shepherds

Then we had to pose for more pictures, because we’re so good lookin’ ya know.

Oaktown Pack Three Legged German Shepherds

And some smartypants put my ball up a tree.

Three Legged German Shepherds Tree a Soccer Ball

Maybe it was the skwirl.

Three Legged German Shepherds of Oaktown Pack

We had to pose for some more silly pictures.

Three Legged German Shepherds Wyatt and Travis Ray

Then things got outta control!

And Codie Rae had some serious regulating to do.

Three Legged German Shepherd Smackdown

A good time was had by all.