Three legged dog Wyatt Ray acts like a puppy and chews shoes for fun

Wyatt Ray Likes to Chew ShoesCan one of you humans please tell me what the difference is between my toys and good, stinky shoes? My parents don’t seem to know how to explain this to me.

Author: wyattraydawg

I am Wyatt Ray Dawg, Tripawd Extraordinaire, and Leg-A-Cy to my hero, Jerry G. Dawg. My pawrents are Jim and Rene, creators of Tripawds.com.

12 thoughts on “Tasty!”

  1. OMG! That is soooooo funny! Ooops, I just fell off my Mom’s bed I was laughing so hard!

    Oh, wait…..Seriously now……

    Wyatt! Bad Dawg! You dont want them to send you back to East Oakland do you? Never mind that it was totally their fault for leaving their shoes out. Dude! Ya have that awesome tire! Focus buddy, focus! I know ya have that shoe fetish but you gotta get over it ’cause those things are expensive and people get pissed if they have to replace them too often. Me, I never ever did shoes, just the front door and a pillow, but lots of dawgs do and man do they get in trouble. Look what you did to Rene’s cute little cross-trainer!


  2. OK….did you hear me laughing all the way out there in Colorado!!
    As I was reading, I began to laugh loudly. Paris raised her and gave me that, Oh it’s just my nutty mommy look!

    The first dog we had when we got married was a Cocker Spaniel, Valentine, she chewed the curlers out of my sisters hair while she was asleep in a sleeping bag at our house!

    You gotta laugh and start hiding the shoes!!

    He just loves you so much, those shoes smell good to him!! Take care and thanks for the laugh!

  3. Ok, yeah, it’s like we love our people soooooo much we want to eat them for a snack! Yeah, that’s the ticket. I’ll tell my Mom and Dad to keep that in mind.

  4. You ATE A DOOR? OMG! Wow, I’d never do that. I just go for the little stuff. Mom says she’s never send me back to Oaktown, never ever ever! But she did get pretty mad at me. She’ll get over it. Maybe someday I will get over this shoe fetish.

  5. Caya says to her buddy Wyatt:
    You really might want to get over the shoe thing. I ate the heels off of momma’s favorite dress shoes one night. Oh, she was really, really, really ticked at me. She didn’t talk to me for two days. I couldn’t stand it.

    However, I’m not really over the shoe thing. I have compromised and just carry them around the house when they leave them out. One day dad left the closet door open and it was like CHRISTMAS. I had shoes tucked away everywhere. Except, then I saw…..mom’s ultra cool flipflops with cowrie shells and beads all over….

    And she stopped talking to me again.

    Tika says:
    Remind mom to send you a picture of my remodeling job on everything wood in our house. Desks, tables, barstools, and my personal favorite…….the back deck. Dad says a woodchuck must have snuck into my mom’s pen and cross-pollinated the litter…whatever that means.

  6. Tika an dMax, it’s funny you mention the wood addiction, because today I tried to eat the table. Dad got really mad at me.

    Thanks for letting me know I’m not so alone in wanting to chew up all that tasty stuff in the house! It makes me feel so much better. Not Mom, but definitely me!

  7. Wyatt – hint hint pal…NEVER EVER chew the slippers!!!!! My brother chewed my mommy’s slippers a long while back and man – she was not a happy mommy. She LOVES her slippers – probably as much as your mommy loves her walking/hiking shoes. Wow – you did a number on those didn’t you? Don’t worry pal – these pawrents of ours get over these things pretty quickly because we are sooooooo adorable!

    Thank God our mommies aren’t into those really, really expensive like, $500 a pop shoes eh? We may actually have to sleep in the dog house.

  8. I keep telling that boy, chew Kongs, not slippers! Yeah, anyone with a lick of sense around a big ol’ dawg knows that $500 shoes won’t last very long in that house. They taste sooo much better than Payless ones!

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