With all these miles behind us, now we are in this dark rainy place called Oregon, I’ve been too busy barking my way down the highway to stop and tell you about my adventures, so here goes.
Colorado
When we were in Colorado, I got to hang with Calprunia, queen of the Tundra and her Odaroloc Sled Team.
Cali, being the Queen, and 15 years old and all, supervised while me and the team ran laps around her estate.
I never get to run like that! Let me tell you, those guys can run!
I thought Calpurnia was so beautiful. She never said anything, but all of her power was in those eyes of hers.
I think I’m in love with an older woman.
A Legend Meets a Legend
Later, I got to hang with this old dude named Eisen.
Mom and Dad were mad because I tried to get him to play by barking and running circles around him, but he would have none of it.
He just tried to play it off like he was some cool dude who didn’t like getting dirty or something.
Mom said I was disrespectful. After all, Eisen is a 12 year old living legend (like me, right?) and he has lived with osteosarcoma for almost three years now. Oh and Spirit Jerry got to play with him too, so they thought I had to be nice.
That Jerry, always messin’ things up for me. Blah blah blah.
OK OK, I get it, he’s a hero.
But he still didn’t want to play with me, so I was mad.
Going West!
After Eisen and Calpurnia, we went to New Mexico, Arizona Utah and Colorado all in one day. Apparently this marker thing was something very important and showed exactly where I was, so Mom and Dad made me sit on it.
Then it was hours, and hours of driving, and more driving. I don’t know how Dad does that. Mom just sits there with yarn and these sticks of some sort, moving them around.
When I wasn’t asleep I was at truck stops and gas stations, saying hello (“BARK!”) to everypawdy to announce my arrival.
Crossing the Snake River
After a while, we got to this place called IDAHO….
No, YOU DA HO!
hahahaha! I kill myself!
And with that note, I’ll paws for now and save my best stories for next time, when I got to meet the one, the only, James the Poodle! (Who I was very, very good around!).
Sounds like you just want attention, so you like to bark to get it! That or you are head of the blabbermouth club…
Who knew Wyatt was into older gals! I am sure you will meet plenty on your trip!
-Chloe’s mom
It sounds amazing! We were wondering how your adventures were going, there is snow on the passes. I bet you will do well in snow, all that energy to burn!
Elizabeth and Sammy
you da ho…we get it, we get it!!! wow, you really have been meeting the royalty of tripawds…like going to mt. olympus!!! can’t wait for the next installment!!!!!
gayle and charon
p.s. what’s mom making with those sticks???
Wyatt, I didn’t know you were attracted to cougars!
Angel Ruthie’s Mom & puppy Tess
We can’t wait to meet you next weekend!
Rachel, Dusty, Odin, Spirit Major, and Spirit Balou
Hey WRD- at four corners you’re supposed to stand with one paw in each state. That way you are in all, oh wait…. OK nevermind. I know!!! You could have used your tail for state #4!! Tell your parents to go back and do it again!
Didn’t you see all those silly humans on all 4s there?
Karen and the pugapalooza
Same here guys, I’m so excited to bark my way into the Bay Area!
Hey PugCo, it was kind hard to bark and put all four body parts in different states, know what I mean?
Mom is trying to make a mitten but she keeps getting mad and taking it apart!
Only one mitten??
It was great to see you guys on your big shove-off! I am glad Wyatt had fun playing with the kids. One of these days we need to get Cali and Eisen together in one place. Cheers from the North! (Wyatt would love it here, Rene and Jim not so much…)