No nadar en el río

Three legged adventure dog travels along the Rio Grande River in Texas.

Just when I thought I liked this swimming thing, I get to a river where Mom sez “No Wyatt! Get out of there!

The Rio Grande River here in Texas is no place for dawgs. It’s mucky green and doesn’t hardly move and if I go in there, Mom says some guy named Montezuma will get me.

Well if I can’t go swimming, what am I supposed to do? It’s NINETY SIX degrees and we have no air conditioning! Ayi carrumba!

Why? Because my Mom and Dad are EL SUPER CHEAPOS and they always stay where it hardly costs nothin. So we’re along the river next to some place called Mexico.

I don’t know why I can’t swim there. Why, I see some dudes crossing it right now. Oh look,they’re coming this way!

Author: wyattraydawg

I am Wyatt Ray Dawg, Tripawd Extraordinaire, and Leg-A-Cy to my hero, Jerry G. Dawg. My pawrents are Jim and Rene, creators of

6 thoughts on “No nadar en el río”

  1. Yo, Riot Ray…….you and me, dawg! We could totally take down that Montezuma dude. Show him and his stinky revenge who’s top dawg! I mean dawgs.

  2. Yikes! No wonder your mom said no! If Montezuma paid you a visit and you have no A/C…well, it just wouldn’t be nice.

  3. Well dang, should I or shouldn’t I go swimming? It’s HOT here! And I haven’t seen this Montezuma guy anywhere.

    I think anything named “Rio” is super cool in my book.

    Come on Riley, let’s go!

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