Independence Days with Barney

Three legged German Shepherd Wyatt goes on ranch patrol with Barney the purple dinosaur.

I’ve got a new routine now, and it ain’t so bad. You see when the peeps go to work, Barney and I get to ramble on down through the ranch. 

Through the trees, into the sage brush, and up over the mountain we go. Sometimes we mine for gold, and other times we lend Smokey Bear a hand to make sure no fires get started in these parts.

It’s a good life I’d say, although Barney isn’t used to so much walking. Those little legs just don’t go fast enough for my speed. He always wants to take a break when we’ve got work to do. Lazy punk.

 Barney won’t be here for much longer. Check out his Kill BarneyBlog, I think the dude is spent.

He’ll soon be on his way to other places, where he can make some other dogs really happy. He ain’t so bad you know. I might actually miss him a little.

 Maybe Spirit Jerry was on to something. I had fun with that little beast!

Author: wyattraydawg

I am Wyatt Ray Dawg, Tripawd Extraordinaire, and Leg-A-Cy to my hero, Jerry G. Dawg. My pawrents are Jim and Rene, creators of

6 thoughts on “Independence Days with Barney”

  1. I hope you added a whole new layer of stank to Barney, Wyatt. Make him so that whoever gets him next can smell him coming miles off in the distance. A green cloud would be nice.

    Glad you had fun and showed Barney how to do some real work. I know how hard you work keeping order and making sure everybody knows exactly where to be. Since Barney’s basically a toddler, I’m sure he ran you ragged. Go take a nap, buddy.


  2. I’m glad you had fun with Barney, Wyatt.

    And I think Shari has the right idea – his smell should precede him so you have some warning! I suppose a pup with a great nose like yours probably already *can* smell him from miles away!

    Looking forward to seeing what he gets up to next.

  3. Perhaps you could carry him….bahahaha dude…just kidding!
    You are way to cool and busy for that!

    PS… my favorite lake is on fire and I am bummed, I had to come home from my camping trip early. I only had time to roll in a patch of coc-a-burrs. I am currently sporting a new hair cut.

    Fires suck!!!!

    Your pal,

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