Bernie, I think you’re hella cool. I don’t care what they say about you eating cameras and car parts.
When I first met you, I wondered if you had what it takes to keep up with an Oaktown boy like me, you being from the OC and all.
But I gotta say, you’ve got da fight in ya, and you know how to throw down some dang good moves!
I hate water. But I wasn’t gonna tell you that. Or your sister. No way.
Who wouldda thought that riding in a boat, in water, could be alright. I used to think sailing and water was for sissies, but when I saw you get in there, I knew there had to be somethin to it.
Man, I ‘m tellin’ ya, that was RAD!
Thanks for taking me around the OC, Bernie. Oh hey, you too Linda, you’re pretty cool for an old girl.
Now Bernie, tell me the truth…what did that camera taste like? You know, my Mom has one exactly like it……