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Gregory the Peccary, Arch Enemy Number One

March 8th, 2011 · 7 Comments · My Adventures

“What I Did on My Winter Vacation”
by Wyatt Ray Dawg.

When we got here to the dirty, dusty desert, I heard these crazy noises coming from the bushes.

Then I heard snorting, and oinking and digging. So I dug around, trying to find out what it was.

Suddenly, a Dog Awful stench came from the bushes. Dude, it smelled worse than a Monkeybutt, it was so bad.

So I ran over to check it out.

Zoink! Boink! WOWWWEEEEE!  What the heck is this thing? Is it a dog? Is it a pig? Is it a pig dog?

Nooooo. It’s a Peccary! What the…..?

The Peccary

“Collaried peccaries are sometimes called “musk hogs” because of a strong odor emitted from musk glands near the rump and eyes. They are also called “javelinas,” the Spanish word for javelin, because of their short, straight tusks, which they use for defense.”

Don’t kid yourself, these things are NOT cute! They smell! Oh DOG do they smell! And they dig! They snoop around and say bad things about me every day before I eat dinner!

This pig thing introduced himself and says his name is Greggery. He wants to be friends, but I know he has other plans. All he wants is to dig under the fence and come inside my doghouse on wheels to eat everything in sight!

So I’m spending my days, guarding my doghouse and the property, looking out for the roving pack of stinky pigs, and Greggery the Peccary, Arch Enemy #1.

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7 Comments so far ↓

  • etgayle

    wyatt, you are the bravest boy in the desert!!! those tusks are nothing to play with, maybe you need to start packin’ some heat!!

    charon & gayle

  • Dane Mom Sue

    I really want to see these pictures but they are not coming up on my computer. Sound like this peccary is pretty nasty. I am gonna have to figure out how to see the pictures.

  • monkeybutt-bunny

    Dumb dog.

    Old MacDonald had a farm,
    Ee i ee i oh… and on his farm he had a dumb dog, Ee e eei oh!!!


    HEY! You called me smelly! So there! I hope you stink now, too!

  • Just Plain Cooper

    hey Wyatt … that was a pretty funny song Monkeybuttler sang about himself there huh?

  • Dakota Dawg

    And Wyatt even linked it to “Studio Tan!” So cool!

    Wyatt, dear boy, if you’re clever enough, it’ll be you eating him.


  • wyattraydawg

    Hey Monkeybutt, this ain’t no farm, you city dawg! Come on over, I’ll introduce you to Gregory. I’m sure you’ll both hit it off because you both stink so much!

    Barbecued peccary? Ya think?

  • Ginger

    Don’t get too close Wyatt. We don’t want you to smell like a Monkeybuttdog, ohh I mean a peccary, yeah that’s it!!

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