My name is Tripawd Sheriff Wyatt Ray Dawg and I approve this message.
This country is in need of some regulating, and I’m just the sheriff to do it. You need a dawg to come in and clean up your town, get rid of criminals, thugs and lunatics, and I’m your guy. Just call
Together we can take back your town and turn it into a Quality Neighborhood.
My name is Wyatt Ray Dawg, and I won’t let you down.