Remember back when I told you how the Gentle Leader is a great nose hair removal tool? Well, it works so well that I lost tons of mine, and my nose was getting so bald that Mom and Dad said “Hey Wyatt, guess what? You don’t have to wear the Gentle Leader anymore!”
Then they took me to a pet store. I made sure to run in there as hard as I could to tell everypawdy the news.
Mom and Dad walked me right over to the leashes and collars. Man, I was so hoppy! “I’m getting new bling!” I said to myself.
I got new bling alright.
So he does. And guess what? He turns the collar around, and puts the sticky things on the inside. I’m like “Huh?”
When Dad says “This is the one,” we go up to the register, where a nice lady gave me a bunch of treats. I think she knew what was coming and felt sorry for me.
We walked outside with my new reversible badass collar. I was feeling kinda crazy, and ran over to the truck ahead of Dad. But as soon as I did . . .I felt a pull and then the metal things went thwack!
I’ve been pronged!
But I told Mom, “no worries Ma, I’m one of a kind, Mister Original!”
All those things you “thought” about dogs, well, throw them out the window because there is only one . . .
Wyatt. Ray. Dawg.