Stop calling me that will ya?
’cause I got me some Jill JuJu and I’m feeling better!
and this Tuesday, I get rid of these!
and then you can’t call me conehead anymore!
Conehead
Tripawd Wyatt Ray documents his recovery from gastropexy surgery.
Tag: German Shepherd
Pexied
German Shepherd Tripawd Wyatt undergoes elective gastropexy surgery and tonsillectomy at Colorado State University.
I’ve had three surgeries in my life and my people thought a fourth one would be a smart thing to do. Whaaaa? Nopawdy asked ME!
Thanks Travis Ray! If you hadn’t have bloated I wouldn’t have gotten a camera and knife stuck in my belly. But nooooooo. My people learned about bloat and then panicked. They talked to other panicky smart people who say that a “gastropexy,” which tacks my stomach to my abdominal wall, is a smart thing to do for a German Shepherd like me. Otherwise if my stomach decides to flip over one day, which happens to a lot of Shepherds, I could die within minutes!
Well I don’t want to die, I got too much regulating to do. So here I am, zonked out from this surgery AND they even took my right tonsil too! The good Dr. Imhoff and Dr. Smeak and that nice vet student Marcella didn’t tell me they were gonna do that! But it was looking icky and the smarty doctors said it needed to come out. So they did and now my tonsil is in a lab being looked at. Someone said “could be cancer” but I don’t buy it. Cancer, you don’t dare mess with me, got it?!
Elk Vs. Dawg
Three-legged German Shepherd Tripawds Spokes dog Wyatt Ray gets lucky with raw elk bone treats in Colorado.
It’s elk hunting season here in Colorado.
You know what that means?
I get lucky!
The elk? Not so much.
Sorry for you Mr. Elk, yay for ME!
The Rodent Patrol
Three-legged dog Wyatt performs rodent patrol at his Colorado dude ranch.
The coyotes don’t sing like they used to here at the ranch. I think they’re disappearing. And that’s the reason why skwirells are showing up again. And again.
But fear not. The Rodent Patrol is here.
The job of the Skwirell Sheriff has become ever more important as skwirells over-run us. They are chewing through the fluffy stuff inside our truck engine. They must be stopped.
Heeerrrre skwirly skwirl. C’mere, I have something for you.
Come on skwirly skwirl, you can trust me.
Get Well Travis Ray
Three legged German Shepherd Wyatt Ray sends best wishes to Tripawd Travis Ray after bloat surgery.
I’m sad today.
My Oaktown Pack Homeboy and fellow Tripawd Travis Ray had a big surgery. Mom says he “bloated.” His stomach turned all funny and upside down and he had to go to the hospital reallllly fast. The doctors saved his life by turning his stomach back to the way it was.
Wow. He couldda died. I’m really glad he didn’t. They fixed his stomach but he has a crazy recovery ahead. He could use your hoppy thoughts. Thanks guys!
GET WELL SOON TRAVIS!!!
P.S. Now Mom sayz that I have to get the “gastropexy” surgery so that doesnt’ happen to me. I hate surgeries. But being dead would be worse. Ugh.