The Rodent Patrol

Three-legged dog Wyatt performs rodent patrol at his Colorado dude ranch.

The coyotes don’t sing like they used to here at the ranch. I think they’re disappearing. And that’s the reason why skwirells are showing up again. And again.

But fear not. The Rodent Patrol is here.

The job of the Skwirell Sheriff has become ever more important as skwirells over-run us. They are chewing through the fluffy stuff inside our truck engine. They must be stopped.

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Heeerrrre skwirly skwirl. C’mere, I have something for you.

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Come on skwirly skwirl, you can trust me.

Get Well Travis Ray

Three legged German Shepherd Wyatt Ray sends best wishes to Tripawd Travis Ray after bloat surgery.

I’m sad today.

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My Oaktown Pack Homeboy and fellow Tripawd Travis Ray had a big surgery. Mom says he “bloated.” His stomach turned all funny and upside down and he had to go to the hospital reallllly fast. The doctors saved his life by turning his stomach back to the way it was.

Wow. He couldda died. I’m really glad he didn’t. They fixed his stomach but he has a crazy recovery ahead. He could use your hoppy thoughts. Thanks guys!

GET WELL SOON TRAVIS!!!

P.S. Now Mom sayz that I have to get the “gastropexy” surgery so that doesnt’ happen to me. I hate surgeries. But being dead would be worse. Ugh.

Hoppy Ampuversary to Meeeeeee

Three legged German Shepherd Wyatt Ray celebrates four years as a tripod dog.

Technically my Ampuversary Celebration is two days late but I’ll forgive my Momma for that ’cause I know she is BUSY (unlike my homegirl Codie whose Momma who had time to post about HER ampuversary!). So celebrate with me will ya? I’ve been a Tripawd for four years now!

For those of you who’ve never seen how freekin adorable I was when I came along to live with my people, here  you go. I was only 9 months old here:

Some people think that Tripawds are “handicapped” or “special needs” but I’m here to tell you that’s all a bunch of bunk. I can do anything a quad pawd can do, and with much more style don’t you? Hah!

Hoppy Ampuversary to meeeeee.

 

King of the Mountain

Three legged German Shepherd Wyatt Ray guards the Colorado ranch against fools who play with fire in the mountains.

The days are long and the work is hard here in this Colorado paradise. But each time I reach the top of the mountain, I am KING.

Can you hear me roar?

My people are working hard trying to make sure the tourists are happy. We go around fixing stuff and I keep a careful watch to make sure nobody causes another forest fire (the scary Colorado fires that you probably heard about got real close to here).

It’s safety first on the ranch. No barbecuing, no camp fires, nothing. Don’t even think about playing with matches you fool, or you’ll have to answer to ME!