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Travelin’ Tripawd Dawg Goes Cross Country

On the road to the #BlogPaws conference with three-legged German Shepherd Wyatt and his people.

What the heck were Mom and Dad thinking when they put us in a van and hit the road last month?

Why didn’t they take our dog house on wheels? I don’t know, they shouldda. We were crammed in the van like sardines!

They kept saying “It stinks like a kennel in here!” I kinda like that smell but whatev.

We went from Colorado to Tennessee and stopped at all kinda places. Iowa was one of my favorites. That’s where we met Michelle, Angel Sassy’s Mom, in Iowa. She is so nice! She took some of the pictures here. Thanks Michelle!

My people like to go to crazy places. This weird thing in Iowa is for looking at the planets and the stars.

It started to get hot. Good thing we found the Illinois River!

Watch out. There’s more stories from the road as soon as Dad gets all the pictures off the camera!

Ramblin’ Rocky Mountain Spokesdawg

Tripawds spokesdawg Wyatt is happy to be back in the snowy Rocky Mountains, but will be hitting the road again soon!

Mom sez I haven’t blogged in a long time. And that’s setting a poor example as the Tripawds spokesdawg. Whatever.

I been busy. You know, walkin’ and such.

Since my last post here, we spent more time in the desert. I wore my Ruffwear boots cuz there was lots of sharp rocks and prickly catcusses everywhere we walked. Continue reading “Ramblin’ Rocky Mountain Spokesdawg”

Got Quality?

Three-legged German Shepherd Wyatt wants to regulate your town for better Quality Neighborhoods.

My name is Tripawd Sheriff Wyatt Ray Dawg and I approve this message.

This country is in need of some regulating, and I’m just the sheriff to do it. You need a dawg to come in and clean up your town, get rid of criminals, thugs and lunatics, and I’m your guy. Just call

1-8oo-Reg-ulate

Together we can take back your town and turn it into a Quality Neighborhood.

My name is Wyatt Ray Dawg, and I won’t let you down.

Old Mac Dogal Had a Farm

Wyatt the three-legged German Shepherd wants to eat Diggin Dust Heritage Hogs for dinner in Colorado.

E-I-E-I-O. And on this farm he had some . . .

Dinner! E-I-E-I-O

After we visited Karma’s home town we went to see my friend Kevin the Heritage Hog Farmer. The trip got even better when I saw what was on the menu.

I was SO excited! But then they gave me the bad news. “No Wyatt, those are not for your dinner, they’re for other people’s dinners.”

So. Not. Fair. I’m outta here.

Birthday Boy

Tripawd Spokesdog Wyatt Ray the three-legged German Shepherd celebrates his sixth birthday.

Oh Lucky Me. Today is my birthday number SIX!

It’s been a long road to get here.

But I’ve arrived and life is GOOD!

I think that when Spirit Jerry got his wings on the 3rd of October, 2008, one of the first things he did was make sure he made a special star in the sky with my name on it. OK, well maybe a blazing asteroid. Or an imploding black hole. Whatever. Spirit Jerry put me up there and then someone came to get me, I was born, and the world has never been the same since!

If anyone wants to know what I want for my birthday, how about some pork tenderloin?